Injun Joke

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Injun Joke

Postby Skarsgaard » Fri May 23, 2014 12:41 am

Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians ;)
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Re: Injun Joke

Postby FWM » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:41 pm

Thanks... I'm going to use that one.
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Postby andydonner » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:21 pm

What do you call a beer bottle on the side of the road? Indian artifact!

What do you call an unopened beer bottle on the side of the road? Rare Indian artifact!
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Postby Hitler » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:12 pm

deceased like jeff weise
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Re: Injun Joke

Postby Matt » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:35 pm

Skarsgaard wrote:Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians ;)


I don't know anyone smart enough to tell this joke too who would get it.
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Postby Executor » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:39 pm

Oh I think anyone who knows any Indians would get it. :D
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Re: Injun Joke

Postby Matt » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:59 pm

Well, I worked on the Tuscarora reservation for awhile, during the Niagara Casino construction... (don't wanna dox myself to new guys) and here's something funny about Indians:

Smokin' Joe would hire only his own family to work in the cash room... but not one manager in nine stores was an Indian.

That's funny to me.
It's probably shitty to be among the last strong men of your race.

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Postby andydonner » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:39 pm

Q: What do you call a beer bottle on the side of the road?
A: Indian artifact.

Q: What do you call a full beer bottle on the side of the road?
A: Rare Indian artifact.
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