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Jew Joke

Postby HAC » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:01 am

Heard the one about the Jewish cowboy who sang yippee oy way?
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Re: Jew Joke

Postby Schlomo » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:47 am

A jew actually working? HA!
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Re: Jew Joke

Postby Hitler » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:18 pm

Most these jokes assume the hoax was real.

Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes. What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast!

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas.

What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do hippies and jews have in common? They both bake at 420

How do you make a jew fly? with a slight breeze.

Whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa Claus goes down the chimney

How do you get a Jewish girls number? You roll up her sleeve

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Re: Jew Joke

Postby Matt » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:30 pm

I liked 'Hitler's' jokes. I can't stand the holohoax, but those jokes were funny.
However, I actually giggled quietly... briefly - when I read his tagline: "I'm Hitler." with the smiley face.

Because it's like, imagine reading all these 'hee hee' jokes on the internet, and then you think, "Who wrote this?" and at the bottom of the post, it says, "I'm Hitler! =D"
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Re: Jew Joke

Postby captainl67 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:00 pm

What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
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