Jokes from Vancouver Canada

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Jokes from Vancouver Canada

Postby Woodsman » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:16 pm

How do the Chinese name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

How do you blindfold a Chinaman?
With dental floss.

How do you know if a Chinaman has broken into your house?
The dog is gone and the culprit is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Mr. and Ms. Wong have a baby, which turns out white. The nurse asks them "what will you name the baby?" The Wongs reply "Two Wongs don't make a white, so we name him Sum Ting Wong."

They recently released the crew list of the crashed Chinese plane. They were:
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
(This is from a real newscast, watch link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejQuI3lH9M )

What do you call a Chinaman with no sense of direction?
Wong Wei

What do you call an elderly Chinaman?
Yung No Moa

When I first moved to Vancouver I thought I had a Chinese stalker.
In just a few weeks I had seen him a million times!

Only the Chinese can wok a dog.

Why do Indian women have a dot on their heads?
So their husbands can scratch it off on their wedding night and see what they've won - gas station, hotel, taxi cab or call centre!

What do you call an Indian that keeps looking over his shoulder?
Glahn Singh

What do you call an Indian standing on one leg?
Balan Singh

What do you call an Indian who has done everything?
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Re: Jokes from Vancouver Canada

Postby andydonner » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:44 pm

Nice! We don't often get Asian jokes. For our Christmas 2016 show, I did a racist parody of "A Visit From St. Nick" (which I turned in to "A Visit from St. Adolf") and for the sake of time, I cut a verse about Asians. If it weren't themed around the 2016 election, I would re-record it with the extra verse in.

Oh well.
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