Lesson #9: The Beast With Five Fingers—Big Bill Tilden (1946)
William Tatem Tilden II (February 10, 1893 – June 5, 1953), nicknamed "Big Bill,"
was 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighed 175 lbs. He is often considered one of the greatest
tennis players of all time. An American who was the World No. 1 player for seven
years, he won 14 majors including ten Grand Slams and four Pro Slams. Bill Tilden
dominated the world of international tennis in the first half of the 1920s. During
his 18 year amateur period of 1912-30, he won 138 of 192 tournaments, and had a match
record of 907-62, a winning percentage of 93.6 percent.
Now, if he could just have kept his hands out of little boys’ pants…
Tilden was born into a wealthy but very weird Philadelphia family. His mother ran
the show at home and his father was kind of just, you know, around. He died when
Tilden was 22; no one seems to have noticed. Tilden took up tennis at the age of
five. His mother was apparently From Hell and spent most of Tilden’s childhood dressing
him and treating him like a girl, even calling him “June” until he was 18 years old.
According to one biographer, Tilden spent all of his adult life “attempting to create
a father-son relationship with a long succession of ball boys [sic] and youthful
tennis protégés, of whom Vinnie Richards was the most noted.”
Tilden never married and lived with his mother until 1941 when he was 48 years old,
so you couldn’t say the warning signs weren’t there. Mom did keep him on a fairly
tight leash though; it was only after she died and Big Bill moved to Hollywood that
he started getting into public trouble.
To quote Kenneth Anger’s Hollywood Babylon II: “Though a whiz on the court, Big Bill
was so painfully, pathologically shy (weirded out by Mother) that he never stripped
in the locker room or shower. He usually did not shower after a fast-and-furious
game. His B.O. was legendary; the rank goats leaping from Tilden’s armpits were enough
to make women faint at a distance of fifty feet. If he had any best friends, they
didn’t tell him.”
On one interesting note, although Tilden almost never drank, he smoked heavily and
disdained what today would be considered a healthy life style for an athlete. For
most of his life his diet consisted of three enormous meals a day of steak and potatoes,
with, perhaps, the occasional lamb chop. He also appeared in Universal’s sports reels
shorts and made several early movies of the “How to Play Tennis: Tips from Big Bill”
variety, thus anticipating sports flicks and Jane Fonda’s workout, etc. In the 1940s
he appeared in a stage version of Dracula, playing the title role.
Tilden’s perversion was apparently one of those open secrets that abound in Hollywood,
where he moved after his mother’s death. His molestation of ball boys and other juveniles
was so well known that the Russian author Vladimir Nabokov included the character
Ned Litam – “Ma Tilden” spelled backwards—in his novel of hetero child molestation,
Lolita. Tilden’s ghastly secret practices were discreetly overlooked while he was
winning tournaments, but in his old age, Tilden got careless and discovered that
things are different when one is no longer bankable.
Okay, now comes the gross and filthy part. How can I put this? Apparently, life with
Mother had rendered Tilden psychologically impotent, and so he substituted with what
might be called a hands-on approach. He liked to abduct or lure young boys into isolated
situations and…hmmm…diddle their digits, shall we say? You get the idea.
Once again, don’t ask me why a man with wealth, fame, mastery of his sport and public
admiration would throw everything he had away for whatever sick, bizarre, and very
transitory pleasure or gratification he got from this kind of thing. Even back then,
celebrities could get away with almost anything—except that. It’s beyond me, except
that I repeat, homosexuality is a form of mental illness which contains a very heavy
element of self-destructive impulse.
On November 23, 1946, Tilden was arrested on Sunset Boulevard and charged with contributing
to the delinquency of a minor for soliciting a 14-year-old boy with whom he was having
sex in a moving vehicle. Apparently some peculiar law in California made this kind
of thing worse if it was a moving violation, so to speak. Because of his vanity he
did not carry his glasses with him, and he says he signed a confession without reading
it, a Hollywood defense that rings kind of true. In court he defended his actions
as “harmless horseplay.” The judge disagreed. Tilden was sentenced to a year in prison,
but served 7½ months in an “honor camp.”. His five-year parole conditions were so
strict they virtually erased all his income that he earned from private lessons,
and of course any further tennis tips films or cameo appearances in Groucho Marx
comedies were out of the question. (The Hayes Commission was still keeping a tight
rein on the Jews who ran Hollywood.)
But like most pedophiles, Tilden just couldn’t stop. He was arrested again in January
1949, after picking up a 16-year-old hitchhiker who remained anonymous he filed a
lawsuit claiming he had suffered severe mental, physical and emotional damage from
the encounter. The judge sentenced Tilden to a year on probation violation, and let
the punishment for the charge run concurrently. Tilden served another ten months,
this time in a road camp.
In both cases, apparently, he sincerely believed that his celebrity and his longtime
friendship with Hollywood names such as Charlie Chaplin and Tallulah Bankhead were
enough to keep him from jail. He therefore defended himself in court in both cases
in a far less than vigorous fashion. Oops.
After his second stretch, Tilden was unable to give lessons at most clubs and even
on public courts he had fewer clients. At one point he was invited to play at a prestigious
professional tournament being held at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel; at the last moment
he was told that he was banned. Chaplin allowed Tilden to use his private court for
lessons to help him after the run of legal and financial problems. Having been accused
and tried for the rape of a (female) minor himself, Chaplin was probably sympathetic.